Trying to sew me.

Written by admin on November 27, 2009 – 12:46 pm -

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27 Comments to “Trying to sew me.”

  1. bob Says:

    I kind of hope he (she?) loses that “lawsewt”.

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  2. Sally Says:

    kelly there’s more to life than good grammar on facebook. live a little.

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  3. dude Says:

    pretty sure that was meant as sarcasm, but there is no emotion in text.

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  4. hm Says:

    I think that one was far off enough that it needed to be addressed. Sew and sue don’t even sound the same.

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  5. hm Says:

    Also, why is it called the “grammar” category when most of these are spelling errors? I don’t want to be too technical, but since it’s a nitpicking / technical category…yeah.

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  6. KatieMB Says:

    Picking on a single obvious typo is OTT, but this guy’s spelling almost makes his status illegible.

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  7. Dov Says:

    Yeah spelling isn’t *EVERYTHING* but you have to get it right if you want to be taken seriously.

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  8. jared Says:

    I’m pretty sure piece is meant to be peace. Kelly failed

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  9. Britt Says:

    Um, no. Pretty sure “piece” is right.

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  10. MikeyD Says:

    I don’t think so. She’s off a “piece” of what? Normally you’d say “I’m OFF PEACE!”

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  11. Amy Says:

    @ MikeyD- See the commas? She’s listing all the typos in the person’s status. So its 1st typo, 2nd typo, 3rd typo… See?

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  12. my name Says:

    i’m sorry… i googled (is it a regular verb?) “english grammar and spell”… how do i get here?

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  13. jared Says:

    Britt who the fuck says piece? Obviously meant as peace as in peace out bru

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  14. required Says:

    Haha the comments are fails! Amy is the only one who understood what happened.

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  15. mvafic Says:

    hahahahahahahhahahah
    am i laughing? for a spelling slip up? too bad…too bored

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  16. Sometimes Truth Hurts Says:

    I failed…I didn’t get that Kelly rocked until I read the comments and re-read Kelly’s post! I so failed…lmao

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  17. James Says:

    Seriously, do you people honestly believe that it should say ‘peace’ because I think I just lost all hope in humanity if so.

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  18. amber Says:

    i love how everyone failed to see that Kelly also made a type-o, you wouldn’t call someone a piece “off” shit you call them a piece “of” shit. she clearly fails too

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  19. amber Says:

    i take that back i fail

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  20. Aaron Says:

    All of you fail. She used PIECE as a satirical point. PIECE is to PEACE as SEW is to SUE. Granted yeah it’s a little backwards since she wasn’t clear but that’s what I see in her attempt. If it wasn’t her attempt than I just gave her credit for something she didn’t do. =P @ myself then.

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  21. Diana Says:

    @Aaron – You also fail; she did not use “PIECE” as a satirical point.
    Amy seems to be the only person that understood this.
    Think before you post, people.

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  22. Jade Says:

    Hahaha you are all a bunch of idiots (apart from Amy who knows what’s going on)

    Kelly is merely correcting all the mistakes. ‘I’m', ‘off’, ‘piece’, sue.

    Her name isn’t Sue, you fools!

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  23. Vicious Says:

    lmao.

    ” I’M pissed OFF ’cause some PIECE of shit is trying to SUE me for $8000!!!!!! “

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  24. Stan Says:

    Why is everyone jumping to the conclusion that he meant “sue”? Perhaps someone with some weird fetish approached him and said” I will give you $8000 if you agree to let me sew you on my sewing machine.” That in turn perhaps made him very angry, because he is in fact a closet sewing fetishist himself?

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